I think I may have done a challenge like this before….   So if you are stalking me, I apologise in advance for any inconsistencies. I decided to give a mix of silly and serious answers.

( Batshit crazy below the.... lake of guano )

It promises to be an exciting new semester at Starfleet Academy, especially as a number of highly regarded new visiting lecturers have joined the faculty. If you are lucky enough to take a class with one or more of them we hope you make the most of the opportunity to broaden your horizons:

( For further details of the new faculty... )